The Scoins Clan
Sad to relate, there is an obvious historical mathematical bent to the family. The earliest known Scoins was called Onesimus and reputedly a scoin is a minor functionary in the Treasury. Three of the above went to Oxford; four play brass; all are numerate, computerate, have children — and the same weird sense of humour.
For the very much extended family, I have added some versions of the Scoins family tree working forwards from Onesimus.
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